The following picture was submitted as homework to a teacher.
The teacher then contacted the parent to let them know about the picture.
The parent responded with the following:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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5 comments:
I loved this and laughed out loud! By the way, I am giving you an award on my blog, so come on over to check it out! Thanks for being so awesome!
This is SO funny. Thank you for the laugh and I love the idea. Good luck and I will be back in the future!
Wow that is great! Sure does look like a dancer pole to me!
Thanks everyone! It really does look like a stripper pole, don't it? And the subtle arch in the stick figure's back really tops it off. And, and, and... is that a banana clip in her hair??
Utterly hilarious, as is her perfectly composed letter. I linked to your blog from mine as I love coming over here and want my (few) readers to, as well.
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