Greetings include:
You're a special kind of crazy
Jesus loves you... but I hear He's not picky.
You know you can't return it, right?
Welcome to reality. Here's your shovel.
It's a good thing you're pretty
Someday, I hope to be as good as you think you are.
Sometimes I love you. Sometimes.
Jackass
When I found out, the fourth person I thought of was you.
Your probation officer must be so proud.
There's no 'I' in 'you're a moron'.
Why can't you be more like your sister.
I admire your low standards.
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2 comments:
I think I need this for my mom! I don't know if she'd think it was as cute as I do, though.
Yeah, mums don't go for the "Jackass" card as much as we thought they would. Go figure!
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