Had my 6-week post-partum doctor's visit yesterday and the conversation went something like this:
Doc: "You're all set. Any questions? Everything going okay?"
Me: "Well, actually, the baby weight is harder to come off this second time. Got any black market Phen Phen or a script for something equally as dangerous and effective? I just don't feel like doing the hard work to get my bad-ass booty back. I got two kids under two right now! My heart's in good shape, I'm sure it'll be fine."
Doc: (big sigh) "I'll write you a prescription for some willpower and exercise."
Lotta, I can't thank you enough for this: