Wednesday, March 19, 2008

You Can't Fool Me, I Got A "C" In Genetics...

The kid just went and got his hair cut at one of those fancy shmancy places with planes and cars and horses. 

Carol: Hey look, they do streaks and tips here. Whaddya think if we get him some streaks and tips?

Me:  I think he'd look like a gay George Takei.

Carol:  But George Takei already *is* gay.

Me:  I know. 

Carol: Imagine if the next one came out blonde?

Me:  Um.  I think I'd be asking for a DNA test.

Carol:  Shut up.  If I just gave birth, and you asked for a DNA test, I'd never talk to you again.

Me:  Um.  If you give birth to a blonde baby, I'm not sure if you'd have to worry about talking to me again.  I figure, at that point I'd have as good a chance as George Takei of being the father. 

Fingers crossed for dark-haired babies!