The kid just went and got his hair cut at one of those fancy shmancy places with planes and cars and horses.
Carol: Hey look, they do streaks and tips here. Whaddya think if we get him some streaks and tips?
Me: I think he'd look like a gay George Takei.
Carol: But George Takei already *is* gay.
Me: I know.
Carol: Imagine if the next one came out blonde?
Me: Um. I think I'd be asking for a DNA test.
Carol: Shut up. If I just gave birth, and you asked for a DNA test, I'd never talk to you again.
Me: Um. If you give birth to a blonde baby, I'm not sure if you'd have to worry about talking to me again. I figure, at that point I'd have as good a chance as George Takei of being the father.
Fingers crossed for dark-haired babies!